My desperate attempts to gain extra weight have provided me no satisfactory results.

What I’ve been doing…

1) Eat more, pig around (I did, I do, I’ll always do)
2) Take 5 meals a day : breakfast, lunch, tea, dinner, supper
3) Stuff myself with chocolate, cheese, full cream milk everyday
4) Nap after lunch

Now I need more tips to get that extra flesh on my arms, hips and legs in order to look better. Stick insects suck. Help me to touch 45kg or more on the bathroom scale before all my efforts go down the drain when the semester starts. Help me!!

I guess studying medicine is the best slimming pill in the world…

Note : My appetite is great, so Appetton’s only gonna burn more holes in my pocket. Don’t suggest Weight Gain coz I’ve tried and it didn’t work and burn LARGE holes in my pocket. Don’t ask me to go for gene therapy coz it’s impossible.