My desperate attempts to gain extra weight have provided me no satisfactory results.
What I’ve been doing…
1) Eat more, pig around (I did, I do, I’ll always do)
2) Take 5 meals a day : breakfast, lunch, tea, dinner, supper
3) Stuff myself with chocolate, cheese, full cream milk everyday
4) Nap after lunch
Now I need more tips to get that extra flesh on my arms, hips and legs in order to look better. Stick insects suck. Help me to touch 45kg or more on the bathroom scale before all my efforts go down the drain when the semester starts. Help me!!
I guess studying medicine is the best slimming pill in the world…
Note : My appetite is great, so Appetton’s only gonna burn more holes in my pocket. Don’t suggest Weight Gain coz I’ve tried and it didn’t work and burn LARGE holes in my pocket. Don’t ask me to go for gene therapy coz it’s impossible.
Oh damn, if we exhange bodies for a week I will get you those extra kilos you need.
But since we can’t why don’t you go on the McD diet for success? ; eat all your breakfasts, lunches, teas, dinners and suppers from McD for like a week or two. Sure got results.
Comment by Din — January 23, 2006 @ GMT 08:11
Oh dear, I’m getting GREEN with envy
Comment by Laid Bare — January 23, 2006 @ GMT 08:19
Most people would love to have your problem. Guess you might have to wait to have a kid first to put on some weight - at least around the hips!
Comment by dobbs — January 23, 2006 @ GMT 09:09
What an interesting predicament you’re in. Just wanted to say that weight gainers (in general, not any particular brand) do work. People normally fail to realise that these supplements are to be taken ON TOP of your existing diet, and not as a replacement of what you’re eating. Is that how you took it?
Comment by dailymuscle — January 23, 2006 @ GMT 10:24
dobbs: that’s what my family doc tell me after checking my thyroid for hyperthyroidism which came back negative. he then told me to wait till puberty then after high school and then after Form 6. now he’s telling me to wait till i give birth to a kid or two. i dunno when that’s gonna come :p
dailymuscle: u bet. of course i cant survive on weight gainers alone. but so far no improvement. and oh boy, they are really EXPENSIVE!!!
Comment by cyAnide — January 23, 2006 @ GMT 15:02